I may be the last person on the internets to find someecards.com, but find them I did. They are snarky, irreverent e-cards for those hard-to-buy-for situations. They are illustrated with corny clip art and carry messages such as “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die,” and “You’re not mentally and emotionally damaged enough for me.”

But the kicker for today was this one, which I post in honor of training-wheels culture:

I like not trying new things

And then this one, which I post in honor of those alumni still looking for jobs:

I wish I hadn’t gone to a liberal arts college