a. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. b. Worse than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. c. How sharp a stick?

Recent publication number one: With my friend, colleague, and occasional commenter on this very blog, Jessy Randall, I recently published a “humorous” “survey” in the “journal” American Drivel Review. It’s worth publishing something there just to have “American Drivel Review” on my list of publications.

The ADR allows authors to keep copyright as a matter of course, so I can offer this odd little item here on the blog. You can download the PDF version of Survey Survey as it appeared in ADR, but I recommend you take the Survey Monkey Survey Survey instead.

Tags: survey, drivel