Category Archives: Conversations

Ninja Pep Talk

Posted on March 4, 2010 by steve

Ninja Leader: Okay, guys, pointing fingers won’t solve anything. Now, if we want to get out of this rut.. we have to learn from these little disasters. Now, before the fight, how did we all agree we should attack the … Continue reading →

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Scary good or scary bad?

Posted on October 24, 2008 by steve

Me: (sings) That’s me in the spotlight / Losing my religion Shanon: You do a scary Michael Stipe impression Me: Scary good or scary bad? Shanon: Both.

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Sometimes you can’t win

Posted on August 17, 2008 by steve

Mr. 3: (Brandishing pipe cleaners.) I have swords! Mr. 6: Those aren’t swords. Mr. 3: I pretending! Mr. 6: Well then I have a magic wand! Mr. 3: No you don’t. Mr. 6: I’m pretending! Mr. 3: (Dismissive.) That a … Continue reading →

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Love Puppy

Posted on August 13, 2008 by steve

Woman at liquor store with two misbehaving small children, the smaller of whom has just thrown her stuffed animal–a large white dog with pink hearts–onto the floor: You pick up Love Puppy right now. PICK. UP. LOVE. PUPPY!

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Mr. 3 asks for breakfast

Posted on August 4, 2008 by steve

Mr. 3: I’m still hugwy. Mr: What would you like? Mr. 3: A baw. Me: A ball? Mr. 3: No, a baw. Me: A bowl? A bowl of cereal? Mr. 3: No, a baaaawwww. A peanut butter one. Mr. 6: … Continue reading →

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Bo the guinea pig

Posted on July 21, 2008 by admin

Mr. 3: Bo is dead. Mrs.: Oh dear. What happened to Bo? Mr. 3: … He died.

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